Today I found out that the Jean Paul Gaultier exhibition is still on while I’m in Melbourne for Katy Perry roger-rabbit u keen u better be cause ur comin anyway

Omg Brisbane why u gotta be so hot n sunny???

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Family guy is kind of awful wow

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coelasquid:

I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.

You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.

toyslug:

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

Me, I exclusively cry when I’m mad.

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i have so many feelings about mirai nikki man it’s fucking me up

These shoes make me feel like a magical girl/thank u based madoka

These shoes make me feel like a magical girl/thank u based madoka

smoochums:

i just wanna be tumblr popular enough 2 get ppl to draw me as a magical girl

necrolyte sent: Daffodil, peony

Daffodil: What’s the most thoughtful present you’ve ever received?
when i was turning 17 my boyfriend at the time didn’t know what to get me for my birthday and i made a throwaway comment along the lines of “you could get me a stick and i’d still love it” so, according to his friend, he spent an hour in the park searching for the perfect stick, tied a ribbon around it, and gave it to me amongst other things and that was pretty cute haha. BUT a couple of months ago when i first got sick Sam bought me a wheatbag shaped like an owl to cheer me up and soothe my aches and pains and i think that’s pretty fricken sweet and thoughtful cause i like owls and i also like being warm.

Peony: What’s your favorite hot beverage?
hot chocolate with no fewer than a million marshmallows.

My circle lenses came today and my mum was like “are they for when you do your anime stuff?” Yes mum I am anime

cute ass flower questions

Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
Foxglove: Name three facts about your family.
Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
Violet: Do you like where you're from?
Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
Dandelion: Do you think you're important?

I’ve pretty much given up on social justice on tumblr literally nothing works no one is ever happy.

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